Det startet rett på sak:

Stay warm with style.

Og så rullet det på med Cross point, Only, Let’s meet again, at home with, 5-pack, man, shop online, Shoe gallery, new in, Fashion size 42-56, Nude, Roots, back in business, skin care, extra volume, cottage playhouse, stand mixer, Joy og memories, outdoor heater, checkpoint, for our planet, plastic bottles, ice cream bar, thing outside, soft creamy daugh, Outland, creative Scandinavia, Monopoly, any time - anywhere -with anyone, super heroes og regular fit.

Og på’n igjen med:

For her, tailored fit, we dress great men, the power to recharge your skin and your senses, lifestyle & spa, breath in - be well, surprise bag, sale, days like this, park lane, outerwear, shirts and blouses, member offer week 36-37, t-shirts, caps, pillow fight champion, water repellent finish, 1st floor, home, entrance, upgrading humans, lingerie, dental og 2nd day.

Så trenger vi ei pause, før vi gyver på igjen med American vintage, we bloom together, your perfect fit, autumn vibes, overshirts customer club, made to last, skateboards, we have your jeans, chicken and bacon, cut time, home, cheesy chicken, open, jalapeño fries, for you, welcome listeners, frechly flame grilled, your beauty destination, smoothie of the day, instant glow, luggage, umbrella collection, lab. industries, we’re always open at ..., simply quality, shoes, back in business, for all men, just a better styling, flawless favourites, free wifi og online returns.

Nei da, dette var ikke en rapport fra en handlegate i London. Det er inntrykk fra fasader og utstillingsvinduer i et ganske alminnelig norsk butikksenter i Hamar. Og nå er det stopp, før vi var kommet halvvegs rundt. Det er ikke plass til mer i denne spalten.

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